majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

(via ryanvallejo)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: zvyozdochka, via asvprock)

"For someone
No longer ashamed
Of her scars,
I lie a lot
About where
They came from.
I don’t have the time
Or the words to explain
The life that can lead
A young girl to believe
that
Broken skin
Could mend her
Broken mind."
- M.S. (via coffee-crinkled-pages)
"Smoking kills but I’m already dead inside, so I may as well smoke until my lungs turn black just like my heart did after you set fire to it."
- Nicotine (via pain-filled-memories)

the-fallout-shelter:

Do you ever look at where you hurt yourself and feel sick to your stomach? I do.

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

(Source: halloweeneditionoflol, via sorry)

madboner:

when you’re walking towards the air conditioner to turn it off and you just

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(Source: breakingbag, via giggle)